"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
I’ve found where I truly belong
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
currently mood: bubbles when she almost slapped buttercups face right off her face bc bitch didnt know when to shut up
d e a d
my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom
frick you mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG
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Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
"You’re gonna do great today"
You gotta love dialogues in porn.
when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for it
i went for a run today and it was good besides the fact that it felt like satan was personally trying to kill me and drag me to hell
maybe i was, maybe i wasn’t
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